The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.– George Carlin (via quote-book)
THE OWNER OF EXPECTATIONS VS. REALITY TUMBLOG
expectations-vs-reality: Expectations: WWIAO Reality: Him - wallowinginmyownselfcreys Submitted by would-you-have-sex-with-me-if-i I took that picture especially for this post how cool am I? XD Yep, pretty much. PS: Jess is really hot.
Dude I am tripping out to Say Anything.
And it is awesome.
Whoa, shit. Tumblr is finally working... Great.
xo9michelle4ox: - noun A viewpoint that traditional values and beliefs are unfounded and that existence is sensless and useless.
screamwitme: EXPECTATION: REALITY:
Help! Raccoons took my penis!
I bullshit my way through life
rashitttyyyy: 10 points.
Heeeeyy can I just get drunk now, or...?
Do it, Anon, I dare you. Dont be a pussy
sup-playya: curiositykills-: fuckininsane: ridikulousnik: 1) dick/boob size: 2) Age: 3) Favorite position: 4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: 5) Would you have sex with me? 6) Lights on or off? 7) Would you have to be drunk? : 8) Would you take a shower with me? 9) Have you ever thought about having sex with me? FUCKING. DO IT. Lol I’m bored. Even though no one is...
WTF DO PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS? AFTER 3 MINUTES, I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE: THEN I COME TO TUMBLR AND I’M LIKE: