June 2012
iateglitterforbreakfast:
When I say don’t touch me, it means:
Don’t fucking touch me.
No, seriously, don’t touch me.
It does not mean:
I’m joking with you.
I’m just trying to play hard to get.
I’m okay with your behaviour.
So back off and take the hint. When I tell you not to touch me, don’t touch me. I shouldn’t need to say it more than once.
me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
Pain everywhere, wtf?
Seriously. Why do my muscles hurt so much?
Wowow I actually like how I look right now!
:O
Man, Robin Williams really milked his time on...
“The funny thing about arguing that same-sex couples will damage the lives of the...”
– (via spiderinthecupboard)
fl0werviolence:
freak—magnet:
I deserve nothing good.
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This game is silly.
It presumes that I’m “rash and hasty” because I’m deceitful and disrespectful without accounting for the possibility that I have no conscience.
koholint:
has science invented a way to lay on your side while wearing headphones yet
