September 2012
Who do you think is — or was — Sterling Archer's...
the-dangerzone:
Nikolai Jakov? (“And so Sterlink, remember…things are not always what they appear…”)
Len Trexler?
Jazz drummer Buddy Rich?
The handsome young man Malory claimed Savio Mascalzoni gunned down?
Someone yet to be revealed…
I hate children.
“For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka,...”
– Sterling Archer (via jealous-rage)
August 2012
prettydeadgrrrl:
serris:
“Look, these people, they’re fucking (expletive). Rape can’t cause pregnancy? Breast milk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? Who can possibly take these people seriously anymore? It used to be Republicans didn’t believe in global warming or evolution. That was bad enough. Now they don’t even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does...
“Look, these people, they’re fucking (expletive). Rape can’t cause pregnancy?...”
– Bill Nye, the Science Guy, regarding Todd Akin and the Republican Party
source
(via captaincoolasfuck)
When Bill Nye uses strong language like that you know it’s serious.
(via notalickofsense)
wow n*s pissed bill nye off yo
(via highvoodoopussypope)
bigtimerushian:
I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.
I wish I was dead. :3
Things parents forget to tell their children: →
Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then...
