SERRIS:
genius
artist
druggie
deviant
hypocrite
criminal
subjectively objective
apparently moral
creatively cliché
obsessively apathetic
pathetically sane
naively expert
uniformly ambivalent
good
evil
everything
nothing
I'd say more, but I don't know if I know what I'm writing about.
Why am I on the spot like this?
Hello?
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I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
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When chemists die, they barium.
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
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They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
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A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
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The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
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Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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